Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Monday, September 15, 2008
Oh, I did it all right
I messed around with my clippers and razor this afternoon. I hope you laugh as much as I did when I finished some of these cuts.
The first picture is my lazy mountain man look where I don't do much of anything but shave everything off every three or four weeks or sometimes clean it up.
The second picture is the cleaned up beard.
The third picture is what I like to call the Dirty NASCAR look. The chops with the van dyck. Classy.
The fourth picture is the clean NASCAR or OSHA-regulation-for-breathing-aparatus cut.
The fifth is the fu manchu. This mustache takes away about 25 IQ points. Sometimes referred to by me as the Pat Hill.
The sixth is, of course, the Spitz 'stache! Perfect for swimming faster. Historically worn to separate officers of the peace from civilian citizens.
The seventh is the French Contempt mustache. Don't I look like I hate your guts, want to tell you life is "sheet," and yell Death to America all at once?
The eighth is my Baby Face look.
And the ninth was just to placate all the haters who were gonna bust my chops for not smiling.
I'll be in a wedding towards the end of September in Delaware. Anybody have any suggestions for which style I should rock so their wedding pictures will be memorable?
The first picture is my lazy mountain man look where I don't do much of anything but shave everything off every three or four weeks or sometimes clean it up.
The second picture is the cleaned up beard.
The third picture is what I like to call the Dirty NASCAR look. The chops with the van dyck. Classy.
The fourth picture is the clean NASCAR or OSHA-regulation-for-breathing-aparatus cut.
The fifth is the fu manchu. This mustache takes away about 25 IQ points. Sometimes referred to by me as the Pat Hill.
The sixth is, of course, the Spitz 'stache! Perfect for swimming faster. Historically worn to separate officers of the peace from civilian citizens.
The seventh is the French Contempt mustache. Don't I look like I hate your guts, want to tell you life is "sheet," and yell Death to America all at once?
The eighth is my Baby Face look.
And the ninth was just to placate all the haters who were gonna bust my chops for not smiling.
I'll be in a wedding towards the end of September in Delaware. Anybody have any suggestions for which style I should rock so their wedding pictures will be memorable?
Sunday, August 17, 2008
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